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Mutt Bag

A plastic grocery bag full of all the loose or "mutt" beers in your fridge that you take over to a friends house instead of just picking up a case.
Joe: "do we gotta stop and get beer before we go to the party?"

Jeff: "naw we can put together a mutt bag, there are four or five keystones, three coors and a couple bud lights in the fridge."
by RJM '08 October 19, 2009
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Mattress hoper

People who jump from one relationship to another with ease and have low self esteem, no standards, or very low standards when it comes to choosing a significant other.
Jennifer and Dean are mattress hopers who left their significant others to be with each other. They did that before with their exes and will do it again to each other.
by Justasmartgirl July 7, 2011
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mutt bump

The bony bump on the back of many dogs' heads. The larger the mutt bump the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt.
(Harry) Check out this Black Lab I got.
(Larry) Nah, he ain't a Lab.
(Harry) What? How would you know?
(Harry) He's got a big ol' mut bump.
(Harry) His mutt bump doesn't prove he's a mutt.
(Larry) Guess not. But he still ain't a Black Lab.
by vordmeister July 8, 2011
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Mattress Body

what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!

girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!

girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
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Mutrap

Mutrap - Being introduced to an ugly person in a blind date or other social situation. Taking one for the team.
When your friends try to set you up on a blind date with someone they know is ugly. Mutant Being a nice person you stick with it and get sucked into the Mutrap
by StooopidMonkey February 14, 2012
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mattress topper

That mattress topper left me feeling very relaxed.
by irotsoma December 8, 2012
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Mudtrucking

The act where one shits onto one's hand and then uses said hand to masturbate themselves or a third party.
Darren: What's that smell?
Michael: I think Ben is mudtrucking in his room
by ghost64 November 9, 2014
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