Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008

CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA

Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!

by Big Moustache May 31, 2009

franks mustache

when a person has a really hairy ass

*person takes off pants*

person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !

by x0002 March 30, 2011

popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.

Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!

by Hot Jizz March 10, 2014

beard mustache connectors

Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.

I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.

by #ThugLife July 2, 2015

Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.

Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.

by Your Dad’s Mustache April 10, 2018