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maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta
He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.
by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009
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Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff
I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.
Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.
by StormSammons August 7, 2009
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muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver
by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016
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Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
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That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty
"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"
by the muff slapper May 8, 2010
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muff

A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.
"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."
by haha March 8, 2004
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