Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019

pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.

The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

Residential Modernization

Residential modernization refers to the process of upgrading or renovating residential properties to enhance their functionality, efficiency, aesthetics, and overall value. It involves making improvements and incorporating modern features and technologies into existing homes. Residential modernization projects can range from minor upgrades to extensive renovations, depending on the goals and budget of the owner. Residential modernization can encompass a wide range of rehabilitations, renovations and upgrades, including structural improvements, energy efficiency upgrades, smart home integration, kitchen and bathroom upgrades, aesthetic enhancements, accessibility improvements and interior/exterior improvements to bring the residence into the future.

My townhouse is undergoing a residential modernization.

by Thunko June 18, 2023

Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume

every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you

by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025

Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't

Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!

by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022

super graphic ultra modern girl

What Chappell Roan needs, what every lesbian needs. Hot chick who's fun and exciting.

"my gf is a super graphic ultra modern girl"
"I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me"
"Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl is my favorite Chappell Roan song"

by randominusII August 2, 2024

modern e-girl

Often seen with her hair in a wolfcut or curtain bangs, often dyed, her eyes green or blue, she wears nose rings, blush and lipgloss and wears the best tops and pants from cyber and Y2K stores, often with skull and animal prints. She is always on TikTok. She has a skinny but healthy body. All the guys go crazy for her.

She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.

You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.

Jake: Woah is that Maya with freckles and a nose ring in platform boots?

Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.

by that one e-boy April 19, 2023