Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie, gothic eye makeup and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers,printed pants, tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings anything that looks halloween-ish(devil print, skulls, skeletons), big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
"yo, these new boots will go great with my new leather trousers from Balmain"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
by hey how y'all doing June 29, 2021

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Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
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