modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.

the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations

by whomanity October 9, 2025

Modern

im just trying to prove a point by putting this here, My online name is modern

WOAH, MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC!

by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025

Modern

Modern (trying to prove a point)

WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC

by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025

Modern PawPaw rig

Old school 90s truck with tasteful updates like bigger wheels, lights, engine mods or updated bumpers

Bro! Did you see that Modern PawPaw rig? It looks like its from the 90s but it has big wheels!

by Old school new rules December 11, 2025

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.

"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."

by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024