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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022
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Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"
Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.
by FSJK August 21, 2025
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Minnesota

The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.
Mom: How was Vacation?
John:I hated Minnesota.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
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Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.
"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"
by BigR123 April 5, 2025
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Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.
After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"
by theskinwalker May 2, 2025
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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Minnesota somersault

The sexual act of folding the penis in half and proceeding to have anal, oral, or vaginal sex with the folded penis
"Dude I totally banged her using the minnesota somersault last night."
by Big cock Calvin April 6, 2020
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