Minnesota snocap

When a man and woman are taking a shower and she starts jerking off the man. When he is about cum he gets on the edge of the tub and shoots cum under her nose, she doesn't realize it's there and she shorts to clear her nose and she sucks the cum up her nostril.

She took it to the next level when she took the Minnesota snocap up her nose instead of the cocaine .

by Itslurlur August 24, 2025

Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"

Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.

by FSJK August 21, 2025

minnesota bulldog

When you're performing anal sex and when you're about to bust a nut, you shove your ballsack into her pussy.

I gave that bitch a Minnesota Bulldog last night... she wasn't too happy about it.

by I goatse you November 14, 2017

Minnesota

in Canada

i live living in Minnesota*cough cough* CANADA

by pploverlol April 7, 2022

Minnesota Tina

A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.

If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019

Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

Minnesota Meatballs

Jelly, usually grape but may be strawberry, filled meatballs

“Hey do you guys have Minnesota meatballs down here?” “Hell no!!”

by Suspecting-Crab61 November 6, 2025