The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.

Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.

After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"

by theskinwalker May 2, 2025

Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.

"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"

by BigR123 April 5, 2025