milf in progress

A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.

While looking at pictures on Facebook:

Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.

Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.

by Jesus Ray Shuttleworth December 11, 2012

Milf love

The act of getting oral whilst the mother is breast feeding her child.
while the baby is getting fed the mother would also orally please you giving everyone a win win. If ya know. she's into that kinda stuff.

"oh dude I totally got some Milf love last night."
"That's some serious love right there man!"

by Milfymilf April 13, 2013

Milf

A slang used to abbrevate "Mother I like (to) fuck

Wow Justin Beibers mum is so a milf
Toms mum is a milf

by Footyman12 March 29, 2015

MILF

Man I Like Food

MILF! Especially chocolate.

by bangmilflong April 19, 2017

Milf Hunter

Any man who seeks milfs and has sexual intentions for them

Milf Hunter bangs a milf at home while husband is at work

by The Krab May 1, 2017

midelfart

When you fart and it stops in the middle of your ass. It could be a name but people who have the name tend to have ad-hd

Hans Midelfart

by kul fyr February 2, 2017

Midland, Mi

A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.

Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!

by Drizzy D. May 31, 2017