meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

Carrying the pigs to market

An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.

Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!

by echo-t2o-n9ne-on1 December 30, 2021

Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.

You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.

by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021

Marketing week

This is absolutely bullshit

Next week is the marketing week

by Fils de pub January 10, 2022

Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always supports you in making the right decisions.

He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life

by Finserv MARKETS November 24, 2021

Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025