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Male PMS

Pre-Masturbatory Syndrome
When a man doesn't ejaculate for several days and the hormone build-up causes him to become emotional and irrational.
Guy 1: I don't get it, she's been leading me on for two weeks and nothing happened and I got blue balled and now all I want to do is eat ice cream and watch The Notebook.
Guy 2: Stop being a little bitch and go crank one out, no one wants to hear you male PMSing.
Guy 1: *wipes away tears* Okay...
by Kelantar January 15, 2013
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male cheerleader

A male that joins the cheerleading squad and helps greatly with stunting and jumps, however chickens out on most dances and cheers. Also way sexier than any other man, especially as seen by team mates.
Mamaloosha! That is one fine male cheerleader... he could base me anyday.(If ya know what I mean)
by Bernzy February 9, 2005
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Male

A big pile of muscles with ridiculous genitals.
See that male over there? He must spend at least two hours in gym a day!
by Eternalastonishment August 5, 2009
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Kendell(male)

Typically a handsome young african-american male from New York City(Queens to be exact). He tends to have a slim build with broad shoulders and chest. Very bright but easily annoyed. Sometimes he may display signs of a bad temper or even anger issues. Very social and loves to engage in coversation regarding life and the human condition.
That guy loves philosophy. His name must be Kendell(male).
by Kennyintheclouds January 11, 2012
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Fe-Male

Iron Man's sexual play name. Is believed to have been his prior choice in name, before being taunted at a crime scene.
Saved woman:"Thank you for saving me, um..."
Iron Man: "You can just call me Fe-Male."
Confused crowd: "What did he just say-- Hahahaha!"

Fe-Male will keep this world safe!
by Le Douche Bag April 10, 2008
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Alpha Male

Not real, a man who thinks he’s better just because he doesn’t wash his ass crack. Alpha Males are most likely homophobic.
Sue: John is such a simp and a prick to other guys!
Jon: Of course! He calls himself an Alpha Male.
by Hskeidhdnd July 30, 2021
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male tears

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"
by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014
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