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A cruise ship musician who sleeps all day plays half the night and spends the other half trying to fuck a dancer.
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Surrounded by the beautiful Ozark mountains, it's a very picturesque area, until one of their hand sized beatles lands on your face, or you look and realize that all the trees are covered in webs made my catepillars that just happen to eat trees. And of course don't forget the various species of tics, chiggers and various other body infesting pests that run rampant through out the state.
It's probably one of the most beautiful places to get bit by someone unknown species of spider.
Surrounded by the beautiful Ozark mountains, it's a very picturesque area, until one of their hand sized beatles lands on your face, or you look and realize that all the trees are covered in webs made my catepillars that just happen to eat trees. And of course don't forget the various species of tics, chiggers and various other body infesting pests that run rampant through out the state.
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This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
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