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mushroom <3 

The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡
mushroom <3 by Bub♡ November 2, 2021

mushroom <3 

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333
mushroom <3 by Bub♡ November 3, 2021

Mushroom Flute 

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song
Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"
Mushroom Flute by Pan face April 25, 2022

mushroom runner 

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

Mushroom tonguer 

Someone who u look at and just think fuck me what even are you
Out n about

1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by

2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer

Mushroom queen

A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom
You know Diane? She’s been with 4 guys this week, she’s the mushroom queen