A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.
Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019
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Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!
by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018
Get the Apologetic Mushroom mug.Slaptual music is like healing through music. A good slaptual song is Stay In My Lane by Stuck In A Tree.
by Janettials February 21, 2023
Get the slaptual music mug.A term used to describe a Twitter Blue/X Premium subscriber who posts an outlandish take or opinion for the sake of gathering rage clicks and engagement. As a Twitter Blue/X Premium subscriber, the more engagement they get from posts, the more money they can make from Twitter.
People will often use this term to predict that someone who is making these outlandish posts is probably doing so to make enough money to pay rent.
This also applies to YouTubers who suddenly make clickbait titles and thumbnails out of nowhere.
People will often use this term to predict that someone who is making these outlandish posts is probably doing so to make enough money to pay rent.
This also applies to YouTubers who suddenly make clickbait titles and thumbnails out of nowhere.
Twitter blue subscriber: “The Rock was the worst thing to ever happen to WWE”
Comment/Quote retweet: Rent must be due
Comment/Quote retweet: Rent must be due
by futbolr21 October 8, 2023
Get the Rent must be due mug.Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".
by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008
Get the Mayonnaise n' Mustard mug.When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.
Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”
by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009
Get the Drawing on a Mustache mug.A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010
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