modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022

Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts

Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter

by featherface=) May 29, 2009

modern help

Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc.

Girl that’s on period. Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc

by anonymous December 20, 2020

modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????

ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro

by Gameanator September 26, 2022

Modern warfare

A gay game made for faggots

You: Wanna play some modern warfare?
Person: No you faggot

by Ohio Booty hole Tickler HEHEHE January 24, 2023