moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

Lincoln Memorial

The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons

Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it

by StripGuy May 28, 2019

Memory Diffuser

A female that makes you forget about your past relationship.

Brody: man I wonder what my ex is doing right now.
Aaron: sounds like you need a memory diffuser man

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

memorial day rizz

EPIC rizz, centered around memorial day.

"yo, that dude pulls so many chicks!"
"yeah i know, he's got that memorial day rizz"

by eliselaurenabbott May 26, 2024

fucktographic memory

The special ability to remember vividly every single sexual experience one ever had. Similar to a photographic memory but limited to sex acts. Includes remembering physical characteristics of one's past sexual partners, as well as how the sexual encounters happened.

I swear I remember the shapes of all their penises Melissa. How many times do I have to tell you? I have a fucktographic memory!

by PeeBalls March 30, 2018

Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017