Matchbox

When someone is waiting for you in the car and farts letting you unsuspectingly enter the vehicle

Hey, thanks for waiting! Wow, what is that, did you just matchbox me?

by Chin music January 3, 2024

matchsimulator

fucking webssite that can simulate the match like real life but not reel

Player 1 : How can I play the match on my latop but I'm broke nowwww
Player 2 : Just go on the internet and search matchsimulator.com. That's it
Player 1: kkkkkkkkkkk

by sucks my ballllsvdsg January 4, 2024

Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

Matchena

A slur from my native tongue. Commonly used in Iraq, Iran and in Pakistan

- You f********ucking matchena!!!!
- I hate matchenas

by YEA hates matchenas February 17, 2025

Matcha lawnmower

Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.

Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."

Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"

by funxey_pls April 18, 2025

Matcha mouth

Post-drinking matcha when you have green residue on your lips, making them appear green.

Girl, wipe your matcha mouth off, you look like you kissed Shrek!

by anonymous June 3, 2025