Lobsturd

a mass of fecal matter which has been disguised as a lobster by means of inserting

discarded body parts of an actual lobster (antennae, legs, etc).

To enhance the illusion, lobsturds are typically positioned in areas that are frequented by
actual lobsters, such as in crevices, underneath rocks, etc. The ultimate goal of these efforts
is to trick a would-be lobster hunter into touching poo

After retrieving what he thought was a lobster from his net, Pablo realized that what he was holding was in fact a lobsturd.

"DOODIE!!!", he exclaimed.

by Boxer Bones September 21, 2009

lobster pasta

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

by Philbus June 6, 2019

Buying the lobster

Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.

Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."

by PrudentShopper August 15, 2012

Rock Lobster

Someone who picks up your coke for you and then proceeds to pinch your bag

"DT picked up an 8-ball for me but when I got it it was half a gram short"

"How did that happen?"

"DT Rock Lobster'ed me"

"That fucking Rock Lobster!"

by b0ing August 13, 2009

red lobster

When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

by Kyle Tarrant August 13, 2007

Drop a lobster in a pot

Slang for taking a dump.

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop a lobster in a pot."

by Jwilliams426 March 14, 2007

lobstercat

An animal solely residing on Boston College's campus, specifically Walsh dormitory. With much attention to detail, the mysterious creature can be properly identified.

"You're a lobstercat", said NK. "No, you're a lobstercat", said RTG. And the story continues...

by Lobstercat hunter March 30, 2009