Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
by Landoooooon June 6, 2020

a short white dude who got whole lotta zest packed in him. half the school likes him. vanilla fudge hair.
by StinkyFart7000 April 4, 2023

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
by sexy corben March 25, 2022

by presley the legend August 30, 2019

A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023

hello Landon
by homeinvasioniscool January 8, 2022
