Liaoshit

A shorter term for “Liao Shit”

The scientists research Liaoshit has noticed that Liaoshit’s radiation levels were nuclear.

by Henry He July 25, 2022

Laarson

The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lovers, great body, large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the same time. If you know a Laarson you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Norwegian descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !

Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's a Laarson here!

What is it about that Laarson that I just want to sit on his face?

that Laarson is so funny. I wish he was mine.

by Yeshiva August 21, 2022

Liar mom

It's when your mom never trusts you, but.... you try to punish her, so you say to the crowd: My mom's a liar!
The Crowd says: Really
You: YAS, Never trust him!
The crowd says: Ok

Person 1: Liar mom
Ur mom: Stop
Person 1: I'm never trusting you

by Linsuck September 6, 2022

Lars Von Trier

1. noun. Danish Film director. Known for his controversial filmography, such as Antichrist and Nymphomaniac, as well as co-founding the Dogma 95 movement with fellow Danish Director Thomas Vinterberg.

2. verb. When a joke backfires because of the terrible delivery. Originated from Trier's infamous "I'm a Nazi" speech at Cannes 2011.

Did you see The new Lars Von Trier film that pissed off everybody, once again?

"I heard Tommy got booed off stage at his stand up show last night. What happened?"
"You haven't heard? He Lars Von Trier'd one of his bits."
"What exactly happened?"
"He thought denying Armenian genocide with a Turkish accent and a dead-pan voice would be funny."

"Silly Fuck."

by EldtrichBurger October 17, 2022

Laughololgical Liar

A person in who lies so ridiculously it incites peals of laughter from those who hear it.

Nessie is so clearly an idiot, her claims of going to Yale are just proof that she's a Laughololgical Liar.

by TKCSEESPOTKNIFE December 29, 2010

Anabolic Liar

When somebody is blatantly taking steroids but continues to lie about in, sometimes in a tongue-in-cheek way.

Person 1: Did you see how big John got last week?
Person 2: Yeah....he's an anabolic liar. He has track marks all over his butt.

by MexicanSteroids October 27, 2014

Wankster liar

A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)

a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar

by Ohbiguy August 4, 2015