Kurt

He is a basic asian to perm his hair and eat like i pig, he tries to get his dog to suck his peen on the daily. he can’t get girls because he smells too bad.

Damn that nigga is being a kurt rn

by hoe ass nig November 30, 2019

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20th, 1967 - April 5th, 1994), better known as Kurt Cobain, was an American musician best known for his work as the front-man of Seattle grunge group Nirvana, which he founded in 1987 with fellow musicians Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard, who was later replaced with several other drummers, including Chad Channing, before in 1990, landing on Dave Grohl, 3 albums were released in his lifetime, "Bleach", "Nevermind" and "In Utero". He suffered from several ailments, including a chronic stomach ailment, he also struggled with an addiction to Heroin, which he overdosed from several times, including once in March of 1994, which resulted in an attempt to detox him, which failed when he escaped from rehabilitation, on April 5th, 1994, he shot himself with a shotgun in the greenhouse of his Seattle home, his body was discovered 3 days later by an electrician, he was 27 years old.

Person 1: who is your favorite rock singer?
Person 2: dude, Kurt Cobain, without a doubt!

by EllieLostwave October 3, 2025

kurt

kurt is a badass kid who likes to chorr head

Kurt, will you ever be a slut

by RoomiePlays May 6, 2019

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022

Kurt Angel

okay be sige eto yung pangalawa ha baka bukas pa to lalabas duh 😏😏 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so ganto kase yan no may addition dito kase talented ka be bawal umangal tapos wag ka na masyado mainsecure sa feslak mo be sus pogi ka be flex dapat yan tapos ano always do your best be tapos addition is Maganda ako. kbye 🥰🥰

so ang joke po dito Kurt Angel ay yung maganda ako ok po

by @xsky July 17, 2022

Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.

Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 26, 2023

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024