to ketchup

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!

-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!

by CurioAmos January 3, 2019

Hotdog Ketchup Bun

When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.

Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun

by Allaallaakkkbarr March 28, 2019

Banana Ketchup

a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy

Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup

by Private Carl July 8, 2019

Flaming ketchup

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it

Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

The Ketchup Rule

You gotta lick all the ketchup

ketchup rule boy

The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it

by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020