To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010
Get the karenizemug. by momolologaming01 April 23, 2019
Get the karenmug. Basically, the mother of the notorious "Becky". Almost always the wife of a Scott, Steve or John. The typical white suburban woman. Usually a mother, often a Republican, always a basic bitch. Well known for commenting on social media regarding issues that don't pertain to her.
Also known for over estimating how much anyone cares about her kids, dog or "hubby". Not a genius by any means. Clueless about the possibility that her kids are engaging in sex, drinking and drugs.
Also known for over estimating how much anyone cares about her kids, dog or "hubby". Not a genius by any means. Clueless about the possibility that her kids are engaging in sex, drinking and drugs.
News headline: Unarmed black Harvard student racially profiled and shot by police on his way to attend graduation.
All of fb/twitter: Outraged
Karen: Guys, this can't be the whole story. He must've been doing something wrong. I don't think this is a race issue. In fact, I don't even see color. We all bleed red. Besides, most cops aren't bad. There are a few bad apples, but most are really great!
Me: 🙄 Not today, Karen.
All of fb/twitter: Outraged
Karen: Guys, this can't be the whole story. He must've been doing something wrong. I don't think this is a race issue. In fact, I don't even see color. We all bleed red. Besides, most cops aren't bad. There are a few bad apples, but most are really great!
Me: 🙄 Not today, Karen.
by Mil_414 June 4, 2018
Get the Karenmug. 
The friend that nobody likes. There is one of these people in every group of friends. Basically kept there so others can hate their guts. Often kept around so they can be cut down. Karen is always a douche-bag. Every group has a Karen and she's always a bag of douche.
Person A: "Karen overheard me say I was going to dinner with you guys and now she's tagging along"
Person B: Oh god. Not that bag of douche.
Person B: Oh god. Not that bag of douche.
by arthur783 April 18, 2009
Get the Karenmug. Karen is sometimes used to describe a perfect and beautiful woman; a woman with no faults or flaws and who is very adventurous and cunning.
But, frankly, Karen is a bitch.
Karen is a name actually used to describe a rather bossy and know-it-all woman (or man). They always have a comment or something that critizes you or your behavior. Karen is mean. And, unfortunately, there are a lot of Karen’s around.
But, frankly, Karen is a bitch.
Karen is a name actually used to describe a rather bossy and know-it-all woman (or man). They always have a comment or something that critizes you or your behavior. Karen is mean. And, unfortunately, there are a lot of Karen’s around.
Oh my god, Karen, no one asked your fucking opinion
Yes, Karen, I fucking shop at Walgreens
Stupid ass bitch Karen
Yes, Karen, I fucking shop at Walgreens
Stupid ass bitch Karen
by Greta Grey November 19, 2018
Get the Karenmug.