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Karen

A bitchy hoe who is desperate for attention and would do anything to get it. usually blackmails people and shit talks everyone. Thinks everyone loves her but no one actually likes her everyone hates her. Is probably the biggest attention whore you will meet.
Person 1: Ew look at that girl

Person 2: omg she's such a karen
by CherylBlosssssssom June 8, 2018
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karen

a bitch that will take the kids, thinks they are the best ever and is a cunty ass
wtf, is that a karen i see over there!
by momolologaming01 April 23, 2019
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Karen

Basically, the mother of the notorious "Becky". Almost always the wife of a Scott, Steve or John. The typical white suburban woman. Usually a mother, often a Republican, always a basic bitch. Well known for commenting on social media regarding issues that don't pertain to her.

Also known for over estimating how much anyone cares about her kids, dog or "hubby". Not a genius by any means. Clueless about the possibility that her kids are engaging in sex, drinking and drugs.
News headline: Unarmed black Harvard student racially profiled and shot by police on his way to attend graduation.

All of fb/twitter: Outraged

Karen: Guys, this can't be the whole story. He must've been doing something wrong. I don't think this is a race issue. In fact, I don't even see color. We all bleed red. Besides, most cops aren't bad. There are a few bad apples, but most are really great!

Me: 🙄 Not today, Karen.
by Mil_414 June 4, 2018
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Karen

A fat lady and a hoe and with a kid
by Gggags February 2, 2017
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Karen

The friend that nobody likes. There is one of these people in every group of friends. Basically kept there so others can hate their guts. Often kept around so they can be cut down. Karen is always a douche-bag. Every group has a Karen and she's always a bag of douche.
Person A: "Karen overheard me say I was going to dinner with you guys and now she's tagging along"

Person B: Oh god. Not that bag of douche.
by arthur783 April 18, 2009
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Karen

A determined, yet very insane woman who's only goal in life is to take your kids. They don't even have to be her kids. If your kids are in proximity of Karen, then say goodbye to them because they are her kids now.
Please, Karen, I just want my kids back. It's been five years!

I hate Karen. She took the fucking kids.
by Gatch Attack January 18, 2019
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karen

the baddest bitch ever! when she’s anything but white you have a bad bitch karen.
holy fuck did you see her? she’s badass must be a karen
by kyliesizzlemynizzl April 3, 2019
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