jacket filler

Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.

John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

tutto-jacket

Someone who is wearing a jacket that is way to big for him.

Tutto-jacket over there must have had lypo performed recently because he's swimming in that thing.

by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008

meat jacket

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

by Rinibot August 5, 2008

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

Death Jacket

1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.

2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.

"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."

by DeathJacket September 5, 2009

Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016