by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022
The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
by RkDubs January 21, 2022
by Sic D July 15, 2015
My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet
by Stampeze72 August 21, 2021
The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
by Jeffh October 08, 2013
When you receive a blowjob from a dude in the dark with a mustache but it doesn't count as being gay because you cannot see it.
by The real White Fury October 07, 2017
by Mscott03 April 14, 2023