Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.

I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D

by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

Mug puddle

Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.

For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."

by Quippy-One December 29, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023