Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019

italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.

I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill

by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017

Italian Batty

a type of bum some Italian girls have. Its small but round and perky and is probably on a skinny girl or a short girl. These are common to northern Italians.

“That girls rlly skinny” “yeh but look at that italian batty”

by 113juicem21 December 8, 2019

Italian Development

For when you copypasta everything from stack overflow

The entire codebase reeks of Italian Development, but at least it works.

by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022

Italian Nightclub

When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off

You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”

by The Italian Nightclub November 8, 2019

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017