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homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.
Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.
by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017
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homosexual

a person who likes the same sex/gender, likes everyone in general, has a preference and etc
"you're a homosexual"

"you are the definition of a homosexual"
by Sebastiansweatyjuicythighs September 24, 2022
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Homosexual

A Guy that say flirt in xbox parties
Bro Renshawn is such a homosexual he always flirts with kevin and rae-rae
by niyasrighttoe May 8, 2022
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Homosexuality

An act of a male sodomizing another male.

Homosexuality first came into existence in the 20th century, when Kami's mother had begun looking for a hudband.
John: "oh God, it's Kami's mother. Quick, sodomize me before she realises that we're straight!"
Jack, whilst penetrating John: "Thank God for homosexuality!"
by SabrosoTheTerro December 14, 2021
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Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger's Homosexualmug.
Oh my god I would kill to see this happen
Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself
by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024
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Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.
"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."
by PROMISEDFORTUNE July 18, 2023
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