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hockey bro

where hockey is not just a sport, it's a life style. the scum of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. Hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. Often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.
friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they're the hockey bros.
by taylor malind September 29, 2011
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Reno Hockey Mask Crew

Tatted up thugs who mosh hard and handle business the way it’s supposed to be with a good ol’ fashioned beat down. Also nice guys if you’re friendly. But if you fuck with them they’ll take your teeth
RHMC or RENO HOCKEY MASK CREW, RAPE HATE MURDER CREW, RENO HATE MOSH CREW, REAL HOT MAN CLUB
by xbloodhoundx May 11, 2021
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Hockaday

A great school that eveyone thinks is a whorehouse. The girls there are WRONGFULLY called Hockawhores. Peperatary school in Dalllas, Texas.
Greenhill girl: Oh my gosh! Have you seen those Hockawhores! They are so stuck up and rich!

Hockaday Student: You're such a hockaday wannabe!
by RAMDOMPERSON69 January 7, 2011
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Gerbil Hockey

The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.
Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!
by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008
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hocksee

Pronounced "HOCK-see": The act of a child running through/between an adult's legs, often with a light tap/brushing on the male adults genitals on the way through. Super-hocksee involves one of the child's arms locked around one adult leg for rapid "round and round" action, or multiple hocksees in rapid succession.
Adult: Groan I got hockseed.

Child: Yay! HOCKSEE! upon completion
by enjoying_sunshine July 27, 2009
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Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
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Any place that polar bears and/or eskimos don't need a parka to survive. (Usually a term used by northern/canadian hockey snobs to try and deter southern fans)
Dallas is a non-traditional hockey market
by Rick Dudley June 29, 2011
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