Tuna Hatchery

Another term for a vagina. Usually one that is smelly because it hasn't been washed in a while. The smell usually resembles that of tuna.

Wow, your mom sure has a stinky tuna hatchery!

by edguyfan March 13, 2017

purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.

He purple hatchet's his girlfriend every time before anal sex.

by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017

Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019

Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019

Brody Hatcher

Someone who shits in a XL condom for hours until it is filled up then ties it and throws it at old lady with fat asses.

Friend 1- he seems like a cool feller
Friend 2- I’d stay away from him I heard he completed the Brody Hatcher

by QuantigliusMcNiggleBottoms lll April 17, 2023

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2014