jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

Kyle-Handed

When a guy with commitment issues hands back the feelings you felt for him, and he just moves on to the next thing with boobs and a vagina. He says he just dumped a girl for you, making you feel special and then BAM before you know it, he uses the same line on the next girl handy.

I basically Kyle-handed her.

by Britta B. Davis May 1, 2011

Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

by Old_savage August 6, 2016

side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.

What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.

by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006

left handed hug

to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.

My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".

by humbleguy November 12, 2011

Hamzee Ninjou

A legend of a warrior known as an invincible ninja. Enemies were said to be slain without even seeing the strike. His skills were higher than any human capability. With stealth, agility, and strength, he may have been one of the greatest ninjas of all time. However, records of his life were either lost or destroyed during a time of great warfare to prevent him from being known widely today.

"Dude, Hattori Hanzo is the greatest ninja of all time"

"NO WAY! Hanzo doesnt even compare to Hamzee Ninjou"

"Whose that?"

"You probably never heard of him cause files of him were burned when his village was overrun. He would pwn Hanzo."

"Tight."

by Fadil September 28, 2007