guilfoy

(v.) or (n.) the act of sharting in a girls mouth while she touches your taint and spits it back into your belly button while preforming oral sex to your sister

Mike guilfoy'd his mom.

by zackhessel December 11, 2008

Guilie

The amazing guy who stole your heart. He'll never let down except if u mean from that hot air balloon he takes you on for a romantic evening. Stunningly beautiful,but modest while he always thinks about your beauty and not his own. If your name is Emma , then you are a lucky girl. This isn't one to let go of. Hold on tight because it's gonna be a long and amazing ride.

Damn he's a Guilie!

You know Emma? Damn she's lucky because she has a Guilie!

by reelemin904 December 13, 2009

guido

Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.

I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.

by Juan Cazador July 23, 2004

Guido

Any person (most commonly of italian descent) that has an immense amount of pride in himself. Usually wears tight Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy, Calvin Klein, or Guess clothing. Typically spend a significant amount of time on his appearence in order to look flashy and appealing. Hairstyles include Crowns, Front Flips, Fohawks, and spikes. The most abundant place that Guido's are found are in the New Jersey, New York Tri-state area. Can sometimes be associated with metro-sexual as they do tend to care about their outward appearance more then other men. Usually spend time on facial grooming (eyebrow waxing, ect..) and tanning.

Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life

Look at that Guido on the dancefloor.

by TonyDel January 19, 2010

guido

Maybe if your ignorant ass came up here, or maybe u live up here in the tri-state area and did not hate on guidos, you would really know what goes on instead of just making stuff up trying to bring down us italian americans. Ok Guidos do wear tight shirts, designer jeans, but no fuzzy hats, thats homo son. Second, we are not "wiggers" or "wegros" whatever you call it. We grew up around hip-hop/rap, urban. Nothing wrong with being urban or using hip hop slang, some slangs created by us italians. Guidos basically are "pimps" or "players" who dress in clothes described above, also our "fake" gold chains as you call it. Those are called baptism chain, ok idiot?, given to us by our godfather and godmother at our baptism. Now you probably feel stupid so try to comeback with a better definition, moron. Oh yea, I am full blooded italian, but do not dress like that. Not all italians dress as you describe them to be.

guido: shut up before i pop ya weasel ass!

by BronxKid October 9, 2005

guido

An alternative name for 'Heroin'.
Used to hide the fact that Heroin is being talked about.

Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.

Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?

...NO, it's my Guido.

by Luke <waiting on deed-pole> Forrester April 30, 2004

guild wars

World of Warcraft for the poor man. Nuff said.

Guild Wars is why I get out of bed in the moring.

by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006