graining on wood

Ride the dick

We be all night graining on wood.

by Drunkinlove June 27, 2014

Garintha

When a male cuts the tip of he's penis off and feeds it to his pets, most commonly dogs.

Jason: hey Peter what are you doing?
Peter: I'm just doing garintha!!

by Peter.abe456 June 4, 2016

Granter

A person or thing who grants certain things.

Look, its the granter, the person who grants!

by Corithn June 1, 2017

grant collins

Grant Collins is a bit shy around people he doesn't know, but once you get to know him, he is really funny and outgoing. He is very good at sports and very smart.

Grant Collins is the guy in the blue shirt.

by "That's what she said" June 16, 2017

grantfact

A made-up fact that the user is attempting to pass off as an actual fact in order to win an argument or sound smart.

Alex- "I was arguing with a buddy yesterday and he said that crab was originally spelled with a K"
JP - "Sounds like a grantfact to me"

by Vedders November 14, 2017

Grainne

Somebody's nonexistent girlfriend's name.

"He told me yesterday that he has a girlfriend that he really loves"
"Let me guess, her name is Grainne and she's really hot?"

by Lodenuri June 16, 2018

Grants Cum Flourish

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms

Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018