goose

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.

by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015

goose toot

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 2, 2005

Red Goose

A mixed drink made with Grey Goose® Vodka and Red Bull® energy drink over ice.

I love to drink a few Red Goose before a long night of partying.

by DotCommiez May 26, 2009

Gooseswapped

The art of taking someone by surprise.

SHIT dawg, you just gooseswapped me!

by LunaLovesYouGood November 15, 2016

Goosechasing

To deliberately give innocent tourists incorrect but highly detailed directions when asked, sending them on a wild goosechase.

Dude, I know its wrong but I cant help "goosechasing" tourists when they ask me for directions.

by Daryl. W October 1, 2008

Goose Feeding

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.

Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?

by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011

Goose Detective

A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.

"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."

"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"

by Cooltrainer Hugh July 13, 2012