Sloober-goober

The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.

"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"

by larryarms December 14, 2006

Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.

Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!

by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010

Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

by Jimboli December 2, 2010

old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart

He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

gooberfish

a word someone uses to annoy their little brother.

(he gets right in his face and says)GOOBERFISH FISH FISH!!!!!

by Annoyed little brother January 25, 2008

Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.

A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert

by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012