golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming
Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
by MacGuyver August 19, 2019
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Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.
Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.
by STFUIYKYK May 13, 2019
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karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better
1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf
by NerdAnnihilator May 13, 2021
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Orange golf balls

20 mills of addy IR
I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022
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NATO phonic alphabet spelling of the controversial “N word
That redneck said November India golf golf echo Romeo to the fat black guy. The black guy toss him in the ground and sit his big fat ass on him.
by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025
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gorilla golf

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.
by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023
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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 06, 2020
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