two greasy guys

Sloppy fucking fat whoops that make pizza that is very greasy

Lets order two greasy guys

by HeadPlug April 5, 2004

Greasy Bacon

Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon

Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.

by The Baconator222 July 6, 2010

Greasy Ski-mask

When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.

Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.

by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011

Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

greasy weasy

A greasy weasy is when someone has let out a wet fart and smells REALLY bad.

Ugh, Dave just let out a greasy weasy! Gross!

by Runescape sword February 1, 2016

greasy beaver

When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.

Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower

by JaydedUnicorn May 28, 2016

Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head

I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020