I know the world famous DJ Willow she's big in France! and also big in Japan...I wish I were big in France. *SIGH*
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Man, I got the freak on last night, woke up late for work so I had to take a French shower to make it in on time.
by gbic3548 June 8, 2004
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A beautiful country, with a rich and colourful history and culture. A proud, nationalistic country.
Hated by many, especially the Brits, most of whom actually have no real idea why they hate us; probably because their father did. Many claim that we are rude; we are not, we just don't appreciate the (again, often British) tourist approach to our language; that is, to shout at us in English. We also do not suffer fools gladly; some people find that spiky, but hey, look at the results we achive through striking etc on a regular basis. We get results, even from our governement. We do not allow ourselves to be fucked.
Also hated by some, because we will not wnter a war situation without a bloody ood reason. Unlike Britain, who only has to hear Bush click his fingers, and goes running to hump his leg enthusiastically. You will never see this in France...
Hated by many, especially the Brits, most of whom actually have no real idea why they hate us; probably because their father did. Many claim that we are rude; we are not, we just don't appreciate the (again, often British) tourist approach to our language; that is, to shout at us in English. We also do not suffer fools gladly; some people find that spiky, but hey, look at the results we achive through striking etc on a regular basis. We get results, even from our governement. We do not allow ourselves to be fucked.
Also hated by some, because we will not wnter a war situation without a bloody ood reason. Unlike Britain, who only has to hear Bush click his fingers, and goes running to hump his leg enthusiastically. You will never see this in France...
by Mordrez Moi September 16, 2006
Get the france mug.A ver y nice name. Means "FREE" In italian. likes pizza and sushi. you do not want to mess with this girl because she can kick yur butt.
she is such a Francesca!
by a person named.... peanuts? February 7, 2010
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Get the french mug.When a man tucks his balls and penis between his legs and then bends over to moon an unsuspected onlooker, revealing a hideous array of genitalia.
I was minding my own business when Todd McGee thought it would be funny to show me his French Tulip. I will never be the same!
by Sticky Willie December 13, 2014
Get the French Tulip mug.A measure taken to avoid the reversal of chronological personal hygiene steps, primarily practiced by the French.
(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)
In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).
In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.
(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)
In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).
In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.
Dan neglects his morning coffee and finds mid-shower that a stroke of constipation prevented him from completing his morning dump. To avoid splashing water everywhere and making a general mess of the bathroom, he utilizes the French Stomper. Shit gone, ass clean, and crisis averted, he proceeds to go about his day - head held high.
by Drew Rosenhaus June 1, 2018
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