flapparatus

The prerequisites of flapping.
Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips

Q: You got the flapparatus?
A: Almost; I spilled my beer and ruined the skins.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Flopmaster

A male that is the master of making things floppy (loose) during intercourse.

Tom: "Who dated Susan last?"

Jim: "Larry did why?"

Tom: "She was so loose last night. Larry must be the flopmaster!"

by Tile December 16, 2007

floppiegasper

when a man loses his erection and either the man or woman, gasp

last night i did such a floppiegasper, i think i hurt his feelings. i was like omg (gasp) you've got a flop on

by billie la hotel January 20, 2009

[floppletop]

The act of tripping or flopping on your face or back.

I made Hunter floppletop out of the shopping cart when I steered him around too sharp of a turn.

by Elaine Martin February 18, 2009

flippantic

1 noun: When one manages to flip something upside down and get it arse about face repeatedly while holding themselves. usually a gay chav problem.

Joe; i want to go home

mark: i see. not good enough for you?

Joe; lul wut? are you a fag? you got that really flippantic.

Mark:No....? oh, sorry. i mean, no m8!! *joe leaves...* .....*phap, phap phap.*

by Shadow strike December 15, 2009

Flippantid

Being the victim of a flippant ant who steals food from your picnic and is indifferent to how annoying it is for the victim, the ant is flippant in that it takes the food and relocates it indiscriminately without the desire to feed on it.

John: 'hey, where did the remainder of my food go, im sure i put it down next to me'
Chris: 'that ant annoyingly moved it behind you, but he isnt eating it, i think he is just trying to cause confusion and annoyance, or is indifferent towards the consequences'
John: 'man, ive just been flippantid'

'Far out, today i was flippantid like 10 times; this ant continually stole and moved my food, with total ambivalence towards the outcome of such action'

by Lounge Party June 1, 2010

flappalled

this word is a mix between flabbergasted and appalled you use this word to state that you are so shocked you needed a better term to use to express your feelings.

im so "flappalled" you didnt invite me to your party

by valkay July 9, 2011