feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

5280 feet

A nerd

Wow a mile is 5280 feet... nerd

by Faint 750 December 25, 2020

feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot

TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”

by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019

Welfare feet

The act of wearing slip-on sandals with socks.

That dude has welfare feet.

by Numb Chomsky’s August 16, 2021

Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

Chico Feet

After getting so unbearably wasted you lose your shoes you walk bare foot through a Chico State frat house and accumulating dried cum, puke, blood, and dirt on the bottom of your feet

Dude after Justin finished railing that Chico trash she walked through his room and she left with some serious Chico Feet

by Kurger Bing September 14, 2020

spinny feet

Rims on cars that are still spinning when the car stops. See rims that keep spinning every time you stop

That phat escalade is rollin on spinny feet

by punan September 17, 2004