Eskimo Pepper Spray

The act of cumming in someone’s eyes.
Omg, I can’t believe John eskimo pepper sprayed me last night!
by B3zus May 24, 2025
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eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.
Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.
by Sexy Kameron March 09, 2017
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eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader August 10, 2015
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ESKIMO FROZE

The world so cold got my heart on froze
Eskimo froze It's a cold world out there don't get Avalanche blizzard frosty hey
by July 11, 2020
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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 04, 2021
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Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
by Brodyrick January 18, 2021
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Eskimo Scissors

When two ladies acknowledge being intimate with the same male and then scissor each other they then become Eskimo Scissors.
"Let's get rid of Scott's body now that we've killed it and become Eskimo Scissors," the Lady Bandits said.
by LouieKablooie June 20, 2022
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