D'even

Meaning "Don't even" from the term "Mi d'even swim". Used by popular Jamaican Dancehall Artiste Aidonia in his video response to Vybz Kartel.

Used in Jamaican slang.
Video response and other related videos can be found on youtube.

Cory Todd: Ya fish?

Donia: Right ya now mi d'even swim.

by Stullesha September 24, 2012

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

by TripleGs June 24, 2015

Even

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

by Pål R. October 3, 2003

Event Rap

A style of rap music that generates a ton of buzz because of the artists involved, instead of for quality.

"This party needs some event rap, put on Watch the Throne!"

by Rafferty McCafferty September 25, 2011

Evena

Is a Aquarius woman. She is very stubborn, headstrong, and beautiful. She can be shy at times but very energetic. She enjoys singing and company of her friends. She is a very independent woman. She loves to be herself and loves family. She can hold back when it comes to her emotions.

Evena was so pretty today.

by Evena October 26, 2018

eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

by Aiden J April 6, 2021