shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

egg tooth

Somebody who has vile yellow teeth such as a student at merchants academy.

BradJames has egg tooth

by sexydick123 October 21, 2011

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009

Riss The Egg

A very swag egg, it has bright blue eyes and 2 mouths, it tends to give luck when wishing for 5 stars on Genshin Impact

Person 1: I'm about to wish on Genshin Impact
Person 2: Spams Images of Riss The Egg
Person 1: OMG I GOT DILUC THANKS RISS THE EGG FOR THE LUCK

by bwyafyp1 August 1, 2021

Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.

Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”

by We’d December 5, 2019

butt egg

A sexual toy that is inserted into the anus...preferably "vibrating". Often available with a "safety tether".

As I walked away from the mirror I found that my butt egg had become disengaged due to its safety tether.

by mto April 4, 2007