Cylinder Earth Society

The flat earth society but a lot better. #acceptthecylindricaltruth

You can even buy merch!
“Hey man, this globe looks so cool!”
“IKR, that’s because it was made by the cylinder earth society!”
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“Where did you get that cool t-shirt?”
“I bought it to represent the cylindrical earth society!”
by Tactical Lemon 👌 November 30, 2018
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scorched earth party

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?
Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Dinosaur Earth

Dinosaur earth is an unoriginal dead meme, consisting of cgi lies, and a religion scam. Dodecahedron earth is the only scientifically backed up fact.
Dinosaur earth is false and untrue. Dodecahedron earth is true and factual.
by OriginalPerson February 18, 2019
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Battlefield Earth - Book

The book is awesome. unlike the movie its more believable. for justice should have been a 3 part movie that stuck to the real story.

Jonnie discovers how to exploit a weakness in the alien’s armor. He finds deposits of uranium in the Rocky Mountains that have been enfeebling his people, and that uranium is unstable and explosive in the presence of the gas the Psychlos breathe. When Terl finally prepares to teleport gold in coffins to Psychlo, Jonnie and his band of Scots replace the gold with uranium, which utterly destroys Psychlo upon transmission. The multi-galactic empire they had built is irretrievably broken. Terl, and the other Psychlos left on Earth are subdued and imprisoned.

Book goes on to what happens later - with the Psychlos gone other species from other planets appear. Our heroes use politics, law and relationships to save Earth again.
Battlefield Earth - Book, great read, rocks!
by tgkprog July 06, 2012
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time to leave the earth

An expression used to say that you are done with things in your life. Either you have seen them all or you can't take them all. You decided to pack and leave the planet, coz you don't feel like you belong here anymore. You cannot handle the shit on this planet.
Joe: Bill became the student president.

Jack: I guess its time to leave the earth

Rachel: Steve and I are engaged.

Peter: Its time for me to leave the earth.
by Rock-hard redemption March 25, 2017
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earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.
by TSMSmurf September 04, 2015
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Flat Earth Syndrome

A disease many motorists using the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn and Queens, exhibit, affecting everyone around them. Many people who are afflicted with Flat Earth Syndrome may not know they are infected. It is the cause of most traffic delays and accidents on this Road way. Flat earth syndrome bears its ugly face predominately on the Belt Parkway. A person affected by flat earth syndrome will begin to slow his or her vehicle as he or she approaches an overpass. The deceleration of the vehicle to ridiculously low speeds continues til one reaches a point on the overpass (the highest point on the overpass) that permits one to see the roadway continues and that the individual motorist is not going to fall off the face of the Earth, acceleration is than engaged but the effects of this bout is felt by motorists behind and sometimes can become contagious. This disease masks its self as "a cautious motorist" but it is just the effect of an insidious illness that affects thousands. This disease is unfortunately more acutely felt on the Belt Parkway due to the large number of overpasses, bridges, and inclines.
belt parkway traffic brooklyn queens flat earth syndrome bad drivers rubbernecking stupid drivers
by Fish-on-the-hill May 15, 2011
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