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Crab driver

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
by docsterx July 3, 2011
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Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.
You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!
by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019
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Pickle Driver

One that "drives" pickles into their ass
by Elite6Chaos October 18, 2008
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Hand Driver

Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.
by Cf450 October 20, 2008
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Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here
by The Biggest of Vinnies June 13, 2015
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someday driver

Someone who drives poorly and you hope "someday" they will get driving lessons and finally learn to drive.

A replacement for Sunday driver directed at people who are driving poorly, very slowly in the left lane or just dithering and dawdling, not signaling or just plain unaware of their surroundings and what is the appropriate response. Often holding a cell phone! A crash waiting to occur!
Look at that someday driver, maybe he'll finally learn how to use his signal.

Let's pass that someday driver before he loses control and drives some poor innocent off the road!
by George TheCar August 17, 2009
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Crab driver

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
by docsterx July 3, 2011
mugGet the Crab drivermug.

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