Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

DeAaren

rude, unattractive disgusting poor, needs help

deaaren gay

by lisssaaa March 20, 2025

DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

basically a part where Flamingo added a lot of marios in a ‘guess the character’ game he made and some player realized there was a lot of mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 22, 2026

Dearborns

A racist white liberal term for Arab-Americans (or Arabs in general). Refers to the Detroit suburb of Dearborn, a locus of Arab immigration in the US. It is used as a slur as part of a liberal conspiracy theory that it was Arabs who stayed home due to Kamala Harris's unqualified support of genocide, rather than racist white people voting for Trump, who are responsible for Harris's loss in 2024.

I just watched a video of 30 Palestinian children in Gaza being blown up by IDF bombs like 5 times in a row. I hope those Dearborns are happy; it's not like Trump is any less genocidal. Enjoy the camps, assholes.

by Punditos Maximos May 21, 2025

Debargument

For when you're not sure whether the situation you are in is a debate, or an argument.

Wyatt and I got into a debargument over the fact that I made up the word, not him.

by RebeccaSomething23 August 3, 2025