Sorry Dale, I am on my period for a couple more days... Yea no worries baby, I am always down for Dracula's delight...
by chichic April 29, 2021
When one gets hungry he/she goes on a perilous journey throughout the realms of thier house. When one finds out that the perilous journey was a failure and will always be, he/she turns to the toaster in remorse. They subconciously grab a screwdriver and begin to pry at the bottom of said toaster. In turn discharging many delightful morsles of questionable food( getting the name) "Toaster Delight". He/she then consumes the discharged delight with a, shall i say, delightful smile.
Man1: What in the heck happened to my toaster?
Man2: Dude it was delightful!
Man1: What was delightful?
Man2: That toaster delight i just had.
Man2: Dude it was delightful!
Man1: What was delightful?
Man2: That toaster delight i just had.
by pop it for p December 06, 2009
by mypp June 08, 2022
It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig
Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.
Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.
by The pumpers March 14, 2014
by Larry Janssen Tide July 23, 2022
Where you take a straw up a man's ass and blow on the straw while pulling on his weiner as if you were playing on the bag pipes.
by Frack It October 07, 2022
When you’re eating a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs, combining two different types of seafood into one glorious meal
by Karminium November 25, 2024