David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.

I wished David would leave me alone.

by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018

David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.

Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)

by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018

David

A Hoe.

Yes, that's right. David is a hoe

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019

David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off

David is very cruel

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019

David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head

Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher

by Tootsy November 14, 2019