Dumbass Mode

Everyone has been in dumbass mode at least once in their life. To enter dumbass mode, you have to say or do something utterly stupid. Examples include:

Failing a shiny pokemon

Kicking the kool kid

Cheating on your wife

microwaving your fork

falling down the stairs

Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.

Jerry went into complete dumbass mode when he tried to kick the bully in the nuts. Jerry now regrets that.

by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019

The Dumbass Scotsman

A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).

The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.

by wurly_45678 October 16, 2008

dumbass

Jaxon DeRosa @riij3ct on ig

jaxon: “i forgot how to spell ‘of’ the other day”

hollie: “dumbass”

by imsadlyhuman May 2, 2020

Dumbass

A person who is so stupid it is unthinkable

Daquvious vontavious pavious jr the 3rd: 3+8+9x0 is 20
Jaquavius the 4th: How can you be such a dumbass?

by Midokoue April 14, 2022

dumbass

person who actually buys mugs from urbandictionary.com

Person 1: gimme a mug, i need to make coffee
Person 2: i only have these mugs from urbandictionary.com
Person 1: youre such a dumbass, thats a waste of money

by duggee January 25, 2021

Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

dumbassity

The ability to do dumbass things without one knowing they are doing it.

People eating tide pods because their friend said it was safe. "Dumbassity" at it's finest.

by TheFeak June 29, 2019