cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009

cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

by baddboyy October 15, 2011

Cunt Comb

When a guy has gap teeth and eats out a girl with a hairy vagina in a way that brushes through the hair like a comb.

Wow you see that guy near the window? His mouth would make a great cunt comb!

by cleavandcrack8 September 17, 2012

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015

Cunt Nugget

A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others

She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday

by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015

cunt twivvle

The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well

Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho

by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018

cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018