cum

When the one-eyed-yogurt-slinging-purple-headed-cyclops spits

Drink that shit bitch! It makes you live longer!

by A.Dizzle January 31, 2007

cum

something a guy does way before the woman has a chance too. usually during sex sometimes not even that.

guy- i know this is weird but u just made me cum in my pants

girl- gross dude

by something spectacular July 5, 2009

cum

a substance that everyone (even guys) love....like me i like it sooooooo much...

when two men are "sexually" active, when they are aroused it cums out.

by chester the melester January 15, 2008

cum

luve juice

thats moist meat daddy
thicker fill me up baby !!!!!
put that sucklent cum in my mouth for me to feast on.

by pencle October 17, 2018

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

cum

sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing

Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!

by dylansmith January 31, 2007